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Re: The Merry Thorns
On Thu, 30 May 1996 13:57:31 -0400 Heather Swann wrote:
> [Muffled crash and startled yell from outside the Merry Rose]
>>
>> Uryene pokes his head inside and with a not-very-believable menacing
>> scowl says:
>>
>> Excuse me for interrupting your discourse, fine patrons of the Rose,
>> but would someone mind asking the would-be Hercules to set aside his
>> ale and marshmallows for a moment to extract this sink from my cart?
>>
>> While it's an excellent and fetching sink,
>> the proprietors have better use for it, I think.
>>
>> Such as fixing a meal
>> Using the leftover Emerald veal.
>>
>> Some of which I intend to have on my way back from market, When I stop
>> in this eve'n at the bar to sit... and park it.
>>
>> [Ducking the remaining kitchen utensils as they whip my way...]
>>
>>
Miriam r. said:
>Perhaps you will favour us with more verse at your leisure, that our day
may
>fill with pleasure? Good My Lord, I would be most grateful to have the
sink
>back (mind the door- I don't know how long that last hinge will hold...).
In
>the meantime, please have an ale while....My Lord blackbow, if you would be
so
>good as to fetch the sink...? Oh, dear...I shall have to reshape a few of
>these spoons...and these other strange new forks we have. Wait a nonce, -
>we're missing a table knife here....has anyone seen it...?
OW! [All look at Genevieve, who has stepped on the mentioned knife] Once
again, I do believe I've helped out, and injured myself in the process . . .
[Genevieve limps to the back room, glad that Kevin is busy helping Uryene.]
--Genevieve Chasteignier de Carcassonne
mka Jennifer Maxson
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