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Re: The Merry Thorns




On Thu, 30 May 1996 13:57:31 -0400  Heather Swann wrote:
> [Muffled crash and startled yell from outside the Merry Rose] 
>>  
>> Uryene pokes his head inside and with a not-very-believable menacing 
>> scowl says: 
>>  
>> Excuse me for interrupting your discourse, fine patrons of the Rose, 
>> but would someone mind asking the would-be Hercules to set aside his 
>> ale and marshmallows for a moment to extract this sink from my cart? 
>>  
>> While it's an excellent and fetching sink, 
>> the proprietors have better use for it, I think. 
>>  
>> Such as fixing a meal 
>> Using the leftover Emerald veal. 
>>  
>> Some of which I intend to have on my way back from market, When I stop 
>> in this eve'n at the bar to sit... and park it. 
>>  
>> [Ducking the remaining kitchen utensils as they whip my way...] 
>>  
>>  
Miriam r. said:
>Perhaps you will favour us with more verse at your leisure, that our day 
may 
>fill with pleasure?  Good My Lord, I would be most grateful to have the 
sink 
>back (mind the door- I don't know how long that last hinge will hold...).  
In 
>the meantime, please have an ale while....My Lord blackbow, if you would be 
so 
>good as to fetch the sink...?  Oh, dear...I shall have to reshape a few of 
>these spoons...and these other strange new forks we have.  Wait a nonce, - 
>we're missing a table knife here....has anyone seen it...?  

OW!  [All look at Genevieve, who has stepped on the mentioned knife] Once 
again, I do believe I've helped out, and injured myself in the process . . . 
[Genevieve limps to the back room, glad that Kevin is busy helping Uryene.]

--Genevieve Chasteignier de Carcassonne
  mka Jennifer Maxson

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