FW: Halloween Humor

["Barclay, Peter" <BarclayP@lee-dns1.army.mil>]

Poster: "Barclay, Peter" <BarclayP@lee-dns1.army.mil>

>TRICK OR TREAT!
>
> The Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than SEX
> 
> 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
> 
> 9. It's OK if you've been around the block before.
> 
> 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
> 
> 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you a treat.
> 
> 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
> 
> 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
> 
> 4. If you dress up in latex no one thinks you're kinky.
> 
> 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
> 
> 2. Less guilt the next morning.
> 
> and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
> 
> 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO
>NEXT DOOR!
> 
>
>Hope you enjoy it!
>

>Master Terafan Greydragon		barclayp@lee-dns1.army.mil
>Brewer, Fighter, Brewer, Autocrat, Brewer, etc
>Barony of Caer Mear
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