Re: Heralds (banter)

[Lady Emma <j4j4u4wm@coastalnet.com>]

Poster: Lady Emma <j4j4u4wm@coastalnet.com>

James and/or Nancy Gilly wrote:
<snip>
> Waitaminnit - *3rd* verse?  What about the other two????????
> 
> !!!!!
> 
> Alasdair mac Iain


you want 'um?  you sure?  okay......
emma
not responsible for anything at this point
<thinking in her evilness that all HEL maybe about to break loose>
<ah.... sometimes it's good to be the M>

THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY.......
                                 copyright 1989 W.J.Bethancourt III
                                 (The tune should be obvious!)

  (This was written to bug my sweet wife to death with...........heheh!)

       She was afraid to come out to the Tourney
       She was worried that "something might show.."
       She was afraid to come out to the Tourney
       And the poor thing did NOT want to go...

         (2 - 3 - 4, tell the people what she wore!)

         It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie little rabbit fur bikini
         That she wore, for the first time, that day.
         An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
         And in her apartment she wanted to stay!

       One day in the Kingdom of the Middle
       It happened at a Tourney one day:
       The Mongols invaded the Middle
       But the Middle did not want to play...

         (eins - zwei - drei, but the Dark Horde wouldn't die!)

         It was an itsy bitsy tiny teenie Nauseating Mongol weenie
         That they saw, for the first time, that day.
         An itsy bitsy tiny teenie Nauseating Mongol weenie
         And the Mongols did NOT go away!

       Now the Heralds made up a new Rulebook
       And to read it is some kind of gas!
       It's a bureaucrat's dream, this new Rulebook
       Now NOBODY'S blazon can pass!

         (Win - Place - Show, tell the Heralds where to go!)

                        (insert Bronx cheer!)

         I want an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
         On my shield, as my blazon, today!
         An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
         But "that's offensive" the Heralds all say!

       I sat down at the Revel last evening
       To a feast of green meat, and Rat Pie...
       It was cold, and disgusting, and greasy
       And I just want to upchuck and die!

         (6 - 7 - 8, tell them what was on your plate!)

         It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
         With a side dish of cold cabbage pie!
         An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
         With the fur on, and NOTHING inside!
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