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Re: Heralds (banter)

Poster: Lady Emma <j4j4u4wm@coastalnet.com>

Lance Harrop wrote:
> In case you were wondering about that other thread regarding the FAQ
> On Wed, 4 Jun 1997, Lady Emma wrote:
> >
> > new song... 3rd verse.   it's a locksley
> > (tune of THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY.......)
> >
> > Now the Heralds made up a new Rulebook
> >        And to read it is some kind of gas!
> >        It's a bureaucrat's dream, this new Rulebook
> >        Now NOBODY'S blazon can pass!
> >
> >          (Win - Place - Show, tell the Heralds where to go!)
> >
> >                         (insert Bronx cheer!)
> >
> >          I want an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
> >          On my shield, as my blazon, today!
> >          An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini
> >          But "that's offensive" the Heralds all say!
> >
> >
> > <hey I LIKE heralds.... where's your sense of fun?>
> >
> Viking Hal Barding lives ;-).
> LJ

I didn't write it Leifr... It's a Locksley... Master Ioseph of
the Bard. There for I can't Viking Hal Bard with this one....
However I'm working on a new one:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of you life
never let a stick jock make you his wife
so from my personal point of view
get a rapier to fight for you.......

(who with enough beverage has been know to hum in public)
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