Fw: songs -sca

["David Ritterskamp" <blackbow@sprynet.com>]

Poster: "David Ritterskamp" <blackbow@sprynet.com>

Got a kick out of this, thought somebody else might enjoy it.
>The original song was ( I believe) a Smothers Brothers song.
>Note: I have NO idea how to spell To-chux....I just sing it...OK? Have fun!
>SCA Version, as remembered by Madoch Greyson ap Blythe Cwm Gyrdan.
>
>My old man's a fighter,
>Whatdaya think about that?
>He wears a fighter's tabard,
>He wears a fighter's hat,
>He wears a fighter's tunic,
>He wears a fighter's shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>He reads the 'Daily News'.
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a fighter
>The same as my old man.
>
>[Boom,boom,boom,boom,
>Boom,boom,boom,boom]  :-)
>
>My old man's a Baron,
>Whatdaya think about that?
>He wears a Baron's tabard,
>He wears a big brass hat,
>He wears a Baron's tunic,
>He wears a Baron's shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>Somone reads him the 'News'.
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a Baron
>The same as my old man.
>
>My old man's a Tu-chux,
>Whatdaya think about that?
>He doesn't wear a tabard,
>He wears a fake-fur hat,
>He doesn't wear a tunic,
>He never wears his shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>He eats the 'Daily News'.
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a Tu-chux
>The same as my old man.


>My old man's a merchant,
>Whatdaya think about that?
>He'll sell you any tabard,
>He'll sell you any hat,
>He'll sell you any tunic,
>He'll even sell you shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>He sends his kids to sell "Pensic Daily Tidings...only 50 cents"
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a merchant
>And sell you my old man.
>
>My old man's a scout,
>Whatdaya think about that?
>He wears a cammo tabard,
>He wears a cammo hat,
>He wears a cammo tunic,
>He wears cammo shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>He spys for the 'Daily News'.
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a scout
>And track down my old man.
>
>My old man's a stick-jock,
>Try not to think about that?
>He wears a stick-jock's T-shirt,
>He wears a 12-gague hat,
>He wears a stick-jock's blue jeans,
>He wears white Nike shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>He fights.........
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a fighter
>And beat up my old man.
>
>My old man's a Laurel,
>Whatdaya think about that?
>He wears a fully documented and authenticated tabard,
>He wears a fully documented and authenticated hat,
>He wears a fully documented and authenticated tunic,
>He wears fully documented and authenticated shoes,
>And every year at Pensic,
>He refuses to read the 'Daily News' because his persona does not speak
English.
>And some day...if I can
>I'm gonna be a snob
>The same as my old man.
>
>


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