Re from Mid = Do you remember this scene from a classic movie?

[Luznicky <we4@widomaker.com>]

Poster: Luznicky <we4@widomaker.com>

>From one of my Anda in the Mid-realm.
Enjoy

Mikhail

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>eddited to kill the authors......lol
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>> Lady Dorothy
>> I don't like this encampment! It's - it's kitchy and out of period!
>>
>> Senescrow
>> Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get kitchier before it gets
>> better.
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>> Lady Dorothy
>> Do - do you suppose we'll meet any wild belly dancers?
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> Yummm - we might.
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> Oh -
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>> Senescrow
>> Dancers that - that show skin?
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> Maybe - some - but mostly we'll see spandex and elf ears and fangs.
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>> Lady Dorothy
>> Spandex!
>>
>> Senescrow
>> And elf ears!
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>> Tin Knight
>> And fangs!
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> Oh! Spandex and elf ears and fangs! Oh, - my -
>>
>> Lady Dorothy, Senescrow, Tin Knight
>> Spandex and elf ears and fangs!
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> Oh My!
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>> Senescrow!
>> Oh, look!
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> Oh!
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>> Vampire
>> Hah! Put 'em up! Put 'em - up! Which one of you first? I'll fang you both
>> together, if you want.  I'll fang ya' with one claw tied behind my back!
>> I'll fang ya' standin' on one hoof! I'll fang ya' with both my sockets
>> closed. Oh, pullin' an axe on me, eh? Sneakin' up on me, eh?  Why!
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> Here - here. Go away and let us alone.
>>
>> Vampire
>> Oh, offended, huh? Appalled, huh? Hah! How long can you stay fresh in that
>> can? Come on, you can't stand up to my spite, you shivering junk yard! Quit
>> covering your eyes up, you puffed up bag of wind!
>>
>> Senescrow
>> Now that's getting personal, vampire.
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>> Tin Knight
>> Yes, tell him he's out of period and teach him a lesson.
>>
>> Senescrow
>> Well I might hurt his feelings, what's wrong with you teachin' him?
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> Me? - well - well, I hardly know him.
>>
>> Vampire (Chases after Toto the Pelican)
>> Well, I'll bite you anyway, Pee Wee.
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>> Lady Dorothy (Grabs his arm to hold him back)
>> Oh! Shame on you! *Rrrrip*
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>> Vampire
>> What did you do that for? I didn't fang him.
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> No, but you tried to.  It's bad enough picking on a Kingdom Official, but
>> when you go around picking on poor little Pelicans.
>>
>> Vampire
>> Well, you didn't have to go and rip my sleeve, did you?  Oh no!  Are my
hose
>> running?
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> Well, of course not. My goodness, what a fuss you're making!  Well,
>> naturally when you go around picking on things politer than you are - why,
>> you're nothing but a great big fop!
>>
>> Vampire
>> You're right, I'm secretly a... a dandy! But I haven't any sense of
taste at
>> all. I even offend myself.  Look at the mascara circles under my eyes.  I
>> haven't danced in weeks.
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>> Tin Knight
>> Why don't you try tatting lace?
>>
>> Vampire
>> That doesn't do any good - I don't have the motor skills.
>>
>> Senescrow
>> Oh, that's too bad. Don't you think the Triple could help him too Dorothy?
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> I don't see why not. Why don't you come along with us? We're on our way to
>> see the Triple Peer now. To get the Knight a beer.
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> And him a Seneschal's court.
>>
>> Senescrow
>> And her an encampment.
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> I'm sure he could give you some taste.
>>
>> Vampire
>> Well, wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a gothic
>> vampire?  I would.
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> No, of course not!
>>
>> Vampire
>> Gee, that - that's awfully nice of you.  My existence has been very
grave up
>> 'til now.
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> Oh, well, it's all right now. The Triple Peer'll fix everything.
>>
>> Vampire
>> It - it's been in me so long I just gotta tell you how I feel
>>
>> (Sings)
>>
>> Yeah, it's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to be a sissy
>> Perfumed and pouffed and laced
>> But I'd stand right up and boast, be a dandy not a ghost
>> If I only had some taste.
>> I know it's really campy to be dressed so dark and vampy
>> A fate I don't deserve.
>> I'd be fancy as a whipple....
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> I'd be happy with a tipple....
>>
>> Senescrow
>> My court would cause a ripple....
>>
>> All
>> If the Triple is a Triple who will serve.
>> Then I'm sure to get...
>>
>> Senescrow
>> a court,
>>
>> Tin Knight
>> a beer,
>>
>> Lady Dorothy
>> a camp,
>>
>> Vampire
>> the verve!
>>
>> All together
>> We're off to see the Triple, The Wonderful Peer of all Three.
>> You'll find he is a dear of a Peer! If ever a Peer there be.
>> If ever oh ever a Peer there be The Peer of all three is one you see,
>> You see, you see, you see, you see, you see.
>> And maybe he'll make us a peer trainee.
>> We're off to see the Triple, The Wonderful Peer of all Three.
>>
>> (The skip off singing their way happily down the Runeystone Hwy.)
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>> This classic movie clip was brought to you by
>> Jonathon, the Munchkin of Wimbern
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>Please don't get sick on your keyboard...I thought it was a good hit myself..
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>JP
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