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- Subject: [Fwd: FW: ENJOY A.M. HUMOR]
- From: Andy Resnick <ateam-central@worldnet.att.net>
- Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 22:50:39 -0500
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Thought some of you might appreciate this forward.
Andy
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-----Original Message-----
From: Damien A. Di Domenico
Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 1999 5:51 AM
To: Alston Heggie; Andy Resnick; Ed Stephens; Kathy Tateishi; Laura Davis;
Marcia Hanna; Shane Harris; Yvonne Watson; Scott Wich (E-mail); Laura
Merrell (E-mail); Mom & Pop (E-mail); David C. Merrell (E-mail); Ang & Buck
(E-mail); Cliff Cole (E-mail); Elizabeth Piotrowski (E-mail); Kimberly Cook
(E-mail); Eric McMackin; Jay Gammon; Kristi Albertson; RTMick (E-mail);
Robin Massei (E-mail); Sheri Millikin (E-mail); Simuel A Booker (E-mail)
Subject: ENJOY A.M. HUMOR
Importance: High
This was sent by one of my customers and I normally don't like to forward
any "Spam" but this was cute...enjoy
-----Original Message-----
From: Cox, Greg [mailto:GCox@txpetrochem.com]
Sent: Monday, February 22, 1999 2:12 PM
To: Brock, David; JENELL COX (E-mail); Damien A. Di Domenico (E-mail);
Ray Gordy (E-mail)
Subject: FW: The voice of reason...
Importance: High
> -----Original Message-----
> From:Beck, Vernon
> Sent:Monday, February 22, 1999 12:27 PM
> To: Buck, Jeff; Cox, Greg; Martinez, Cindy; Payne, Frank; Sousa, Melody;
> Walters, Glenda
> Subject: FW: The voice of reason...
> Importance: High
>
>
>
> Vernon Beck
> Marine Operations
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From:Law, Jerry
> Sent:Monday, February 22, 1999 11:53 AM
> To: Alderman, Joe; Beck, Vernon; Bloesch, Mike; Hill, Shirley; Mafrige,
> John; Pfab, Rick; Peguero, Christina; Reese, Misty; Schlatter, Doug;
> Stutts, Carl; Tabuena, Bob; Wright, Steve
> Subject: FW: The voice of reason...
> Importance: High
>
>
> The following has apparently been attributed to State Representative
> > > Mitchell Kaye from GA. I hope this guy runs for President:
> > >_____
> > >
> > > "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
> > > everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
> > > riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
> > > blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
> > > great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain
> > > and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny,
> > > guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bedwetters. We hold
> > > these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are
> > > confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a
>
> Bill of No Rights.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or
> > > any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
> > > acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This
> > > country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not
> > > just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a
> > > different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably
> > > always will be.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
> > > stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not
> > > expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
> > > independently wealthy.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
> > > Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
> > > help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
> > > generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve
> > > nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional
> > > couch potatoes.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would
> > > be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
> > > interested in public health care.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
> > > people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone,
> > > don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the
> > > electric chair.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others.
> > > If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other
> > > citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock
> > > you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big
> > > screen color TV or a life of leisure.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children
> > > risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We
> > > hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from
> > > going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the
> > > entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling
> > > each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want
> > > all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
> > > but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education
> > > and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
> > >
> > > ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
> > > means that you have the right to pursue happiness - which by the way,
> > > is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic
> > > laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights."
> > >
> > > If you agree, we strongly urge you to forward this to as many people
> > > as you can. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you
> > > should you not forward it. We just think it is about time common
> > > sense is allowed to flourish - call it the age of reason revisited.
> > >
> > > Thank you.
> > >
> > >
> > >
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