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Re: superpowers

On 22 Mar 1995 Kim.Salazar@em.doe.gov wrote:

>      My (mundane) sister has a Scary Real Life Superpower:  Lauren attracts 
>      hurricanes.  
>      Lauren took her honeymoon in the Yucatan.  While she was there, one 
>      went through, and the hotel became a refugeee camp with no running 
>      water or electricity.  A couple of years later she moved to Charlotte, 
>      where she sat out Hugo in a townhouse that was nearly bisected by 
>      falling trees.  Soon thereafter, she was transferred to Miami, 
>      Florida.  Her beach-front area was evacuated for the last big storm 
>      there.  The school she was relocated to was in Homestead - the 
>      subdivision that was flattened.  As a matter of record, my sister is 
>      still living in the Miami area.  I don't advise visiting there during 
>      hurricane season.

I had some damage done to my house during Hugo. What's your sister's name 
and address? I need to talk to her ...