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Re: superpowers
On 22 Mar 1995 Kim.Salazar@em.doe.gov wrote:
> My (mundane) sister has a Scary Real Life Superpower: Lauren attracts
> hurricanes.
>
> Lauren took her honeymoon in the Yucatan. While she was there, one
> went through, and the hotel became a refugeee camp with no running
> water or electricity. A couple of years later she moved to Charlotte,
> where she sat out Hugo in a townhouse that was nearly bisected by
> falling trees. Soon thereafter, she was transferred to Miami,
> Florida. Her beach-front area was evacuated for the last big storm
> there. The school she was relocated to was in Homestead - the
> subdivision that was flattened. As a matter of record, my sister is
> still living in the Miami area. I don't advise visiting there during
> hurricane season.
I had some damage done to my house during Hugo. What's your sister's name
and address? I need to talk to her ...
;-)
Corwyn