FW: Top 5 - 2/7/97 - Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare

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   The Top 15 Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare


15> "How about a little Puck?"

14> "Of course, 'Romeo and Gertrude' is just a working title.  
     I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady."

13> "Et tu, Cutie?"

12> "Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?"

11> "If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty 
     unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?"

10> "Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with 
     two backs?"

 9> "My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent."

 8> "Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend 
     the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean."

 7> "Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?"

 6> "Is this a dagger I see before me?  Nay!  I'm merely happy to 
     cast eyes upon thy beauty!"

 5> "Greetings to you, fair sailor."

 4> "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?"

 3> "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?"

 2> "O!  Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me 
     divine thy weight."


and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by William Shakespeare...


 1> "Do me, or not do me.  THAT is the question."


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                   Ruminations & Ponderances

   If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the head.  
     Oh sure, it seems obvious now, but you'd be amazed at 
     how many people don't think of it when it's relevant.  
 Just punch them in the head.  And then go get some ice cream. 

                    (Thanks to R.M. Weiner)

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