BANTER

["David H Ritterskamp" <dhritter@dpcmail.dukepower.com>]

Poster: "David H Ritterskamp" <dhritter@dpcmail.dukepower.com>

     I saw this on Trimaris' mailing list and figured we could get Falcone 
     to add it to his repertoire...
     
     Enjoy,
     
     Ld. J. Blackbow
     House O'Shannon
     
     On Mon, 21 Apr 1997, Jonathan Hawes <janos@trimaris.com> wrote:
     >Something I found that I think some on this list will enjoy!
     >
     >Janos
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     >For you baseball fans.
     >  
     >A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in
     >his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring
     >"Run... Run!"
     >  
     >The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman
     >stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-r-un
     >yah bahstard, R-r-run!"
     >  
     >A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotchman, obviously 
     >pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "r-r-r-un ya 
     >bahstard, r-r-run will ya."
     >  
     >The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ref 
     >calls a walk the Scotchman stands up yelling "r-r-r-un ya 
     >bahstard, r-r-run."
     >  
     >All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
     >A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers "He doesn't have
     >to run, he's got four balls."
     >  
     >After this explanation the Scotchman stands up in disbelief and 
     >screams. "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
     >
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