[TY] Green Eggs And Hamlet

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Warm and heart felt greetings unto the Yard. Just a little pick-me-up joke
that a very good friend sent me. The author is unknown.
Green Eggs And Hamlet

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.(Execept in Meridies were fencing
foils are illegal.).
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the KING of procastination.

Yours, with a giggle in my heart,

Lady caiterina Nic Conmeadha


















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