FW: Humor/E-Mail Virus Warning

[Dan Mackison & Hilda Jarvis <r6s3r6gv@coastalnet.com>]

Poster: Dan Mackison & Hilda Jarvis <r6s3r6gv@coastalnet.com>

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "FEAR," delete it
 immediately WITHOUT reading it.
 This is the most dangerous e-mail virus  yet.
 It will rewrite your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will scramble
any
 disks that are even close to your computer.  It will re calibrate your
 refrigerators coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk
 curdles.
 It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, re program
 your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use sub
 space field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
 It will give your "ex" your new phone number.  It will mix
 antifreeze  into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer and leave
 its dirty  socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
 It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere
 with  your car radio so that you hear
 only static while stuck in traffic.
 FEAR  will make you fall in love with a hardened criminal.  It will
 give you nightmares about circus midgets.
 It will replace your shampoo with Nair  and your Nair with Rogaine, all
 while dating your current partner behind  your back and billing their
hotel
 rendezvous to your VISA card.
 It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if she is dead,
 such is the power of FEAR.  It reaches out beyond the grave to sully
those
 things we hold most dear.
 FEAR will give you Dutch Elm disease.  It will leave the toilet seat up
 and leave the hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
bathtub.
 It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, 
and refill
 your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle.
 It is  dangerous and terrifying to behold.  It is also a rather
 interesting shade of mauve.
 These are just a few signs.  Be very, very afraid.  AND PLEASE
 FORWARD  THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!

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| Dan Mackison                          | Occasionally   |
| dan.mackison@pobox.com                | known as       |
| http://www.geocities.com/Athens/1824/ | Thomas MacFinn |
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| Hilda Jarvis                          | Vicountess     |
| hilda.jarvis@pobox.com                | Vincetta       |
| http://www.geocities.com/Paris/6400/  | duJarvain      |
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