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Poster: "David K. Bodman" <dkbodman@nr.infi.net>

Ya'll might find this useful!!

To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the
three columns below and preface it with "Thou":

+---------------+------------------+-----------------+
|   Column 1    |     Column 2     |    Column 3     |
+---------------+------------------+-----------------+
|    artless    |    base-court    |   apple-john    |
|     bawdy     |   bat-fowling    |     baggage     |
| beslubbering  |   beef-witted    |    barnacle     |
|   bootless    |  beetle-headed   |     bladder     |
|   churlish    |   boil-brained   |    boar-pig     |
|   cockered    |  clapper-clawed  |     bugbear     |
|    clouted    |   clay-brained   |   bum-bailey    |
|    craven     |  common-kissing  | canker-blossom  |
|    currish    |   crook-pated    |   clack-dish    |
|    dankish    | dismal-dreaming  |    clotpole     |
|    paunchy    |   ill-breeding   |      lout       |
|   pribbling   |   ill-nurtured   |   maggot-pie    |
|    puking     |   knotty-pated   |    malt-worm    |
|     puny      |   milk-livered   |     mammet      |
|   qualling    |  motley-minded   |     measle      |
|     rank      |    onion-eyed    |     minnow      |
|     reeky     |  plume-plucked   |    miscreant    |
|    spongy     |   rude-growing   |     pignut      |
|     surly     |     rump-fed     |     puttock     |
|   tottering   |   shard-borne    |     pumpion     |
|   unmuzzled   |   sheep-biting   |    ratsbane     |
|     vain      |   spur-galled    |      scut       |
|    venomed    |   swag-bellied   |   skainsmate    |
|  villainous   |   tardy-gaited   |    strumpet     |
|    warped     |  tickle-brained  |     varlet      |
|    wayward    |   toad-spotted   |     vassal      |
|     weedy     |  unchin-snouted  |    whey-face    |
|    yeasty     |  weather-bitten  |     wagtail     |
+---------------+------------------+-----------------+

Daoud
If you have "dbodman@lucent.com" as an address for me, please delete it and
use only the "dkbodman@greensboro.com" address.
---------------------------------
David K. Bodman
Greensboro, NC 27403

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