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Fwd: [STEPS] George and the Dragon

Poster: lisa brennan-webb <elspethharilow@hotmail.com>

>From: Schneflame@aol.com
>To: steps@antir.sca.org
>Subject: [STEPS] George and the Dragon
>Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 19:33:20 EDT
>An 16th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a
>roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
>He knocked.
>The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.
>"Could ye spare some victuals?"
>The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted.
>"Could I have a pint of ale?"
>"No!" she shouted.
>"Could I at least use your privvy?"
>"No!" she shouted again.
>The vagabond said, "Might I please ...?"
>"What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.
>"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?"
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