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RE: Real Timekeeping
> Greetings uto all,
> In light of the recent discussion on leap years, leap seconds, orbits,
> rotations, and years divisible by pi, I propose my own system of
> timekkeping, which so far, has proven to be outstandingly accurate.
> When it gets cold, it's winter.
> When it's hot, it's summer.
> When it's getting colder, its (not autumn) getting near winter.
> When it's getting hotter, its (you guessed it) getting near summer.
> When it's dark, it's bedtime. The sun's asleep, so why arren't you?
> When the sun rises, get up.
You've forgotten about the people who have to go to sleep when the sun comes
> When you're hungry, its meal time.
> When you're dirty, its bath time
> This system has worked perfectly well thus far for me. Although I will
> willingly accept any changes that would make my calendar more accurate.
> HONOREM ET GLORIAM
Ragnar of Black Diamond
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.