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Re: In Ianthe's honour
With her Excellency's fair permission I respond to her challenge:
Oft have I been struck by the sight
Of fair ladies who've learned how to fight
As Erica knows
This probably shows
In my head I'm really not right
> To Leifr, from Ianthe: Though slow
> to reauthorize, I'll fight I know.
> And when that I do
> I'll expect to see you
> In the lists fair to give it a go.
>
A time surely not to be missed
Is when Ianthe reenters the list
I'll make it my care
To have myself there
And take the top of her dance list
> For between us there now lies a small bit
> Of challenge on matters of wit.
> I rise to your bait
> (Let's set a date)
> For a bout to decide who's the most fit.
>
A challange from you I won't grudge
But how will we choose us a judge
I've got enemies galore
I have need for no more
Least I be demoted from Lord to a drudge
> For my limericks are WORSE than yours
> An honor I'm proud of (indoors).
> And we will soon see
> (If you better me)
> If you can claim that bold title (outdoors).
Of limericks I'll never claim
To be superior to you in this game
It's simply my curse
When faced with a verse
To reply with something the same
>
> As for Fernando, know you this please,
> His charm does not end with his knees.
> He dances and writes well
> He kisses and fights well
> To this Atlanta he's won all the keys.
>
Of chastity belt wears she a pair?
With keys in Fernando's care
That is quite well
But what she won't tell
Is to whom has she given a spare
With fair regard and expectations of meeting you in the list:
Leifr Johansson
Viking Hal Bard (until they throw me out of the guild)