Humor - House of Prostitution

[Peter C Barclay <barclayp@emh5.bragg.army.mil>]

Just some  humor,

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	 A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.  It reads 

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION-10 MILES. 

 He thinks it was just a figment of his  imagination and drives on without a
second thought.  Soon, he sees another sign which says 

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES 

He realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign
saying 

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
 
 On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small
sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY.  He climbs the steps
and rings the bell.  The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit
who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"   He answers, "I saw
your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing
business."
 
 "Very well, my son.  Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door,
and tells the man, "Please knock on this door".  He does as he is told and
this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin
cup.  This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through
the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
 
 He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.  He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him.  As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:
 
 GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
MERCY. 
 
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