Re: University Bulletin, 5/29

[Henry Best <jstrauss@gmu.edu>]

On Wed, 29 May 1996, Karen Elisa Green wrote:

> 1. BABYSITTING 
> Erica's daughter Cat has consented to babysit for the day.  Have you 
> been able to put in the forms with the A/V people yet?  

I don't think you understood. We can't put someone's cat in charge of the 
children. We have to have a human being or we will get sued or something. 
Besides, I think I read somewhere that cats will steal the breath of 
babies or some such. We can't have that going on at a university session.

My cat, Dr. Tachyon, is the smartest cat in the whole world; but I wouldn't
let her babysit at University. She just doesn't have the right attitude
for that sort of thing.

I just got my hands on the account number I need in order to prove I am 
an upstanding and sincere member of the GMU community and, more to the 
point, who to bill when the cat lets all those kids load peanut butter 
into the VCR.

Henry
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