Re[2]: The Merry Thorns

["David H Ritterskamp" <dhritter@dpcmail.dukepower.com>]

     OOk!
     
     OOk ook ook ook OOK ook (ook ook), ook ook!
     
     [Tromps outside to surgically remove the kitchen sink from the 
     gentle's ....dragon?!]
     
     OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK!!
     
     [Runs back inside, brushing ashes and patting himself down where the 
     flames linger...ducks back behind the bar where a pitiful and confused 
     "ook?" can be heard from time to time...]
     
     [Sorry...just doing the Dumb Jock routine...]
     
     JB


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Subject: Re: The Merry Thorns
Author:  Lance Day <lday@access.digex.net> at INTERNET
Date:    5/30/96 1:41 PM


> 
> > > Breakable, my ass! 
> > >      [kitchen sink sails overhead] 
> >  
     
[Muffled crash and startled yell from outside the Merry Rose]
     
Uryene pokes his head inside and with a not-very-believable 
menacing scowl says:
     
Excuse me for interrupting your discourse, fine patrons of the Rose, but 
would someone mind asking the would-be Hercules to set aside his ale and 
marshmallows for a moment to extract this sink from my cart?
     
While it's an excellent and fetching sink,
the proprietors have better use for it, I think.
     
Such as fixing a meal
Using the leftover Emerald veal.
     
Some of which I intend to have on my way back from market, 
When I stop in this eve'n at the bar to sit... and park it.
     
[Ducking the remaining kitchen utensils as they whip my way...]
     
     
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