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Academia (tho mundane) Amusement
Poster: Rowanwald South <email@example.com>
My Good Gentles,
Please excuse the use of this net to post a non-scadian text, but as a
good plenty of us are involved (one way or another) in Acadamia, I
couldn't resist sending this on...
My apologies if you've already seen it...
> WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE:
> 1) He had only one major publication.
> 2) It was in Hebrew.
> 3) It had no references.
> 4) It wasn't in a refereed journal.
> 5) Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.
> 6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
> since then?
> 7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
> 8) The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
> 9) He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
> 10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning
> the subjects.
> 11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
> 12) He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
> 13) Some say that he had his son teach the class.
> 14) He expelled his first two students for learning.
> 15) Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
> his tests.
> 16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
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