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BEAR WITH ME!
Poster: firstname.lastname@example.org (Bera)
>....It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear
>hunting in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and
>a bear collided. The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail,
>and began tumbling down the mountain--with the bear in hot pursuit. Finally
>the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction
>and breaking both legs.
>As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm
>sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please
>make that bear a Christian."
>Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its
>knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I
>am about to receive."
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