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Scottish joke

Poster: mn13189@WCUVAX1.WCU.EDU

Here's a clean one...

	Four Scots met weekly to share a bottle of whiskey.  After having
these meetings for a number of years, one came with some bad news.  "I'm
afraid I'm not long for this world.  But I'd take some comfort in knowing
that each week, you  would save a dram of whiskey for me, and pour it over
my grave."
	The other three took the news in silence, until one finally said,
"Wouldn't it be better if we gave it a pass 'round our kidneys first?"


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