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And now for something completely different

Poster: Dan Mackison & Hilda Jarvis <r6s3r6gv@coastalnet.com>

Elmer Mackison wrote:
> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
> woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
> If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
> If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
> considered a hostage situation?
> Is there another word for synonym?
> Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
> When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed?
> Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
> What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
> If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
> Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
> Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean
> them?
> If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
> Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
> Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
> If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
> silent?
> Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
> How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
> Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
> Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
> What was the best thing before sliced bread?

| Dan Mackison                          | Occasionally   |
| dan.mackison@pobox.com                | known as       |
| http://www.geocities.com/Athens/1824/ | Thomas MacFinn |
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| Hilda Jarvis                          | Vicountess     |
| hilda.jarvis@pobox.com                | Vincetta       |
| http://www.geocities.com/Paris/6400/  | duJarvain      |

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