Hey Eldred! :o)

["Garrett, William" <WGarrett@sierrahealth.com>]

Poster: "Garrett, William" <WGarrett@sierrahealth.com>



> <Eldred glances at these strange articles William is toying with and
> thinks,  'What a strange little metal barrel', and also wonders why
> William is playing with a model of a winch for the portcullis....>
> 
> What's in the that thing you brought from France?  8^)
> 
	<William innocently looks up and replies>

	I'm trying to lose weight, and this is the program food plan.  I
thought everyone had heard of..................

	<drumroll>

	............the Diet of Worms!

	Ba dum bump!

	:o)

	William, whose first instinct is to duck and run, but desides to
stand at the barrier and wait for the onslaught.
=======================================================================
List Archives, FAQ, FTP:  http://merryrose.atlantia.sca.org/
            Submissions:  atlantia@atlantia.sca.org
        Admin. requests:  majordomo@atlantia.sca.org