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Re: Hey Eldred! :o)
Poster: Eldred@concentric.net
> > <Eldred glances at these strange articles William is toying with and
> > thinks, 'What a strange little metal barrel', and also wonders why
> > William is playing with a model of a winch for the portcullis....>
> >
> > What's in the that thing you brought from France? 8^)
> >
> <William innocently looks up and replies>
>
> I'm trying to lose weight, and this is the program food plan. I
> thought everyone had heard of..................
>
> <drumroll>
>
> ............the Diet of Worms!
<Eyebrow arched, Eldred replies>
If you weren't already on a diet, I would say unto you, 'Bad, William! No
biscuit!'
> William, whose first instinct is to duck and run, but desides to
> stand at the barrier and wait for the onslaught.
Wait for it!
<calmly sipping his mead>
Eldred
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