LotR marketing that shouldn't happen..........

["Garrett, William" <WGarrett@sierrahealth.com>]

Poster: "Garrett, William" <WGarrett@sierrahealth.com>

> I know what my reaction will be when I see hobbits
> being used to sell hamburgers and breakfast cereals.  
> 
Frodo's Chicken Fingers?
Onion Ring to rule them all, Onion Ring to find them................
Old Took (tm) Brand Pipe Weed?

Super Size combo Number Eleventy-one?

"Hey Kids! Get your own Nazgul in your Happy Meal!"

lenticular cards showing faces from the Dead Marshes

Timberland's new Tom Bombadil boots..........

Eowyn Barbie
Aragorn Ken

Tickle-me-Sam Gamgee

Wormtongue's Speak-n'-Spell

Hobbit beanie babies

Boromir Beer, "When you're too proud to know when to say when"

A LotR Fighting computer game......."Pippen vs. Treebeard.........FIGHT!"

Swan ship tub toys........

Eowyn/Arwen/Galadriel lingerie

Magic Eight Ball, Palantir edition      "Reply hazy, go burn on your son's
pyre...."

and

Pocket Gollum Tamogotchi









William
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