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In fulfillment of Honor
This weekend, at the Tournament of the Roses, among the various
festivities, I was challenged to a duel by Brenna of Storvik.
My choice of weapons was Bad Heraldry at Twenty Paces. Brenna
chose Jaelle of Armida as her champion.
This being a refined and respectable gathering, I will spare you
the details of the grisly battle. Suffice it to say that, after
the second round of blows, I fell in deep nausea and loathing to
defeat.
And so, in fulfillment of my word of honor, as the loser, I make
this public concession:
"Mistress Jaelle of Armida has much worse taste than I do."
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
-Lord Henry Best