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Kitchen sinks and other weird matters:
Lord Yaakov, I believe at University you asked if I was the author of this:
> >
> > > > Breakable, my ass!
> > > > [kitchen sink sails overhead]
> > >
>
> [Muffled crash and startled yell from outside the Merry Rose]
>
> Uryene pokes his head inside and with a not-very-believable
> menacing scowl says:
>
> Excuse me for interrupting your discourse, fine patrons of the Rose, but
> would someone mind asking the would-be Hercules to set aside his ale and
> marshmallows for a moment to extract this sink from my cart?
>
> While it's an excellent and fetching sink,
> the proprietors have better use for it, I think.
>
> Such as fixing a meal
> Using the leftover Emerald veal.
>
> Some of which I intend to have on my way back from market,
> When I stop in this eve'n at the bar to sit... and park it.
>
> [Ducking the remaining kitchen utensils as they whip my way...]
>
>
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> Lance W. Day | Uryene de Wodeshende
The answer is NOPE, I am neither Lance W. Day nor Uryene de Wodeshende,
but rather Lance A. Harrop and Leifr Johansson.
Sorry if there was any confusion.
LJ
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