Insult Generator

[Corun MacAnndra <corun@access.digex.net>]

Poster: Corun MacAnndra <corun@access.digex.net>

Here's the insult generator as I got it off the Rialto a few years ago. I
am leaving enough attributes in it to give credit where it is due. The file
will follow my sig so you can snip it out more easily.

In service,
Corun

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   Moritu by choice  | 					Wil Smith -- ID4

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Ok, here it is, by popular demand.

	CREATE YOUR OWN SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS
	by Jerry Maguire, who teaches English at 
	Center Grove High School in Greenwood, Indiana.
	Combine one word from each of the three columns
	below, prefaced with "Thou":

     Column1             Column2             Column3

     artless             base-court          apple-john
     bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage
     beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle
     bootless            beetle-headed       bladder
     churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig
     cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear
     clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey
     craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom
     currish             crook-pated         clack-dish
     dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole
     dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb
     droning             doghearted          codpiece
     errant              dread-bolted        death-token
     fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry
     fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon
     froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench
     frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill
     gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker
     goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian
     gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet
     impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon
     infectious          full-gorged         haggard
     jarring             guts-griping        harpy
     loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig
     lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast
     mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger
     mangled             hell-hated          jolthead
     mewling             idle-headed         lewdster
     paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
     pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie
     puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm
     puny                milk-livered        mammet
     quailing            motley-minded       measle
     rank                onion-eyed          minnow
     reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant
     roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp
     ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news
     saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook
     spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
     spongy              rude-growing        pignut
     surly               rump-fed            puttock
     tottering           shard-borne         pumpion
     unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane
     vain                spur-galled         scut
     venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate
     villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet
     warped              tickle-brained      varlet
     wayward             toad-spotted        vassal
     weedy               urchin-snouted      whey-face
     yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail
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