Barding of dogs

[Efenwealt Wyslte <wystle@ipass.net>]

Poster: Efenwealt Wyslte <wystle@ipass.net>

Corun, thanks to you, I find myself inspired...

(to the tune of "Bastard Kind of England")
Oh the dogs they sing of a canine king
Who lived long years ago
He held the law with a furry paw
and barked when he had to go.
He used to lick his doggie p***
And chase a car or two
But he, like you, liked bestest to
Find a bi*** and sc***

He was dirty and lousy and full of fleas
But he had his bi***es by twos and threes
God bless the Dog of Efenweaaaaaalt-ya. (Efenwaltia)

<ducks and runs for cover>

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