Re: Crusader poetry schtick.

[lp12546@WCUVAX1.WCU.EDU]

Poster: lp12546@WCUVAX1.WCU.EDU

Vivat!!  I needed a reason to smile.  Thank you :)  Long live sillyness!!

Brighid Ni Chillin


On Thu, 15 Oct 1998, Efenwealt Wyslte wrote:

> 
> Poster: Efenwealt Wyslte <wystle@ipass.net>
> 
> WARNING!
> The following is not Laurel Authorized(tm). Do not attempt this at home. The
> events and characters portrayed are purely fictious. Any resemblence to actual
> persons or events is completely and utterly coincidental. Void where prohibited
> by law. May shrink after washing. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
> Use only as directed.
> 
> *cough*
> Razo:
> Whene'er the great poets of Atlantia's fair land would pen their mighty
> verses, rousing the people and stirring the blood, Efenwealt Wystle
> would create a Serviette (thus called because they were often written
> upon the backs of napkins) and satirize the noble works of greater men.(dramatic
> pause...) Upon reading the Sirventes of Niall Dolphin and Bryce de Byrum
> concerning the Kingdom Crusade he wrote the following Serviette one day at
> lunch: 
> 
> *ahem*
> Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb *giggle* wrote some durned good verse
> But Efenwealt's often sensless drivel put money in his purse.*hmmmm*
> 
> Though Art is grand and Art is good when spelt with a capital 'A'
> The sounds of farts and ruder noises can keep the spirit gay.
> 
> Let those who know of noble things speak of noble deeds.
> But we who are of lower birth will live by tricks and greed. *chuckle*
> 
> I'll go to fight I'll go play and kill a fiend or two. (SMASH THE EASTERN
> OPRESSORS!)
> And if you guys are nice to me I'll save few for you.
> 
> Now end these rants, this lunacy, these lists of your awards. :-)
> I'll see you both on Saturday. Now get your shields and swords. 
> 
> (and now for the french verse...)
> PTHPPbbTTT. :-)
> 
> thus spake Efenwealt
> *tee hee*... *giggle* .... *snort*
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