Fwd: The Official Shakepearean Insult Kit

["Mohajerin, Leila" <mohaj001@onyx.dcri.duke.edu>]

Poster: "Mohajerin, Leila" <mohaj001@onyx.dcri.duke.edu>

I have been asked to forward the following:

> > 
> > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 
> >
> > To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of
> the
> > three columns below, and preface it with "Thou."
> > 
> > SAMPLES:
> > Thou warped beetle-headed ratsbane.
> > Thou surly tickle-brained measle.
> > Thou reeky hasty-witted puttock.
> > 
> > COLUMN 1              COLUMN 2                COLUMN 3
> >   artless               base-court              apple-john
> >   bawdy                 bat-fowling             baggage
> >   beslubbering          beef-witted             barnacle
> >   bootless              beetle-headed           bladder
> >   churlish              boil-brained            boar-pig
> >   cockered              clapper-clawed          bugbear
> >   clouted               clay-brained            bum-bailey
> >   craven                common-kissing          canker-blossom
> >   currish               crook-pated             clack-dish
> >   dankish               dismal-dreaming         clotpole
> >   dissembling           dizzy-eyed              coxcomb
> >   droning               doghearted              codpiece
> >   errant                dread-bolted            death-token
> >   fawning               earth-vexing            dewberry
> >   fobbing               elf-skinned             flap-dragon
> >   froward               fat-kidneyed            flax-wench
> >   frothy                fen-sucked              flirt-gill
> >   gleeking              flap-mouthed            foot-licker
> >   goatish               fly-bitten              fustilarian
> >   gorbellied            folly-fallen            giglet
> >   impertinent           fool-born               gudgeon
> >   infectious            full-gorged             haggard
> >   jarring               guts-griping            harpy
> >   loggerheaded          half-faced              hedge-pig
> >   lumpish               hasty-witted            horn-beast
> >   mammering             hedge-born              hugger-mugger
> >   mangled               hell-hated              joithead
> >   mewling               idle-headed             lewdster
> >   paunchy               ill-breeding            lout
> >   pribbling             ill-nurtured            maggot-pie
> >   puking                knotty-pated            malt-worm
> >   puny                  milk-livered            mammet
> >   qualling              motley-minded           measle
> >   rank                  onion-eyed              minnow
> >   reeky                 plume-plucked           miscreant
> >   roguish               pottle-deep             moldwarp
> >   ruttish               pox-marked              mumble-news
> >   saucy                 reeling-ripe            nut-hook
> >   spleeny               rough-hewn              pigeon-egg
> >   spongy                rude-growing            pignut
> >   surly                 rump-fed                puttock
> >   tottering             shard-borne             pumpion
> >   unmuzzled             sheep-biting            ratsbane
> >   vain                  spur-galled             scut
> >   venomed               swag-bellied            skainsmate
> >   villainous            tardy-gaited            strumpet
> >   warped                tickle-brained          varlet
> >   wayward               toad-spotted            vassal
> >   weedy                 unchin-snouted          whey-face
> >   yeasty                weather-bitten          wagtail
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> ==
> 
> Lady Kateryn Rous
> MoAS, Kappelenberg and
> Autocrat for the feast of St. George
> 
> 
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