I know I should apologize for passing this on.... but I won't! Rosine
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- To: <meridies@web.ce.utk.edu>
- Subject: [TY] Green Eggs And Hamlet
- From: "Kat Henderson" <ladykat@surfsouth.com>
- Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 14:09:34 -0400
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Warm and heart felt greetings unto the Yard. Just a little pick-me-up joke that a very good friend sent me. The author is unknown. Green Eggs And Hamlet I ask to be or not to be. That is the question I ask of me. This sullied life, it makes me shudder. My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother. Would I take me life? Could I, should I end this strife? Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a train? Should I from a cliff just leap? Could I put myself to sleep? Shoot myself or take some poison? Maybe try self immolation? To shudder off this mortal coil, I could stab myself with a fencing foil.(Execept in Meridies were fencing foils are illegal.). Slash my wrists while in the bath? Would it end angst and wrath? To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub. I could drop a toaster in my tub. Would all be glad if I were dead? Could I perhaps kill them instead? This line of thought takes consideration- For I'm the KING of procastination. Yours, with a giggle in my heart, Lady caiterina Nic Conmeadha
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